THE LITTLE OLD LADY IN COURT. . .


Defence Attorney: Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.

Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened

the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front

porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on

the porch and sat down beside me.

Defence Attorney: Did you know him?

Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defence Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.

Defence Attorney: Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.

Defence Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner died

some 30 years ago.

Defence Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.

Defence Attorney: Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.

Defence Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I

haven't felt that good in years!

Defence Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just

laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me!"

Defence Attorney: Did he take you?

Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!"! And that's

when I shot him, the little b@stard. :rofl:

I received these questions via e-mail, and thought I'll post it here for some fun. Hope thats okay Jangar?!

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get catgut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What colour is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) What is the colour of the black box in a commercial airplane?

ANother week, another Dollar. Hope you all have a great week, and that the weather starts to warm up! unny:

What young Hollywood star appeared in a film called The Story of Seabiscuit more than 50 years before the highly acclaimed 2003 movie about the legendary racehorse?

Once upon a time I had an email address at G-mail, but need another invite please! Anybody to send me one please :beg:

A very Happy Birthday to the both of you and do hope that you each have a great day in your own respective way.

:bday:

A while ago Curio sent me a quiz very much like the cryptic band names quiz that we played not so long ago. (Time being relative of course :p) Only this time there are 270 pictures of bands (no solo artists as far as I can make out).

With the help of Forumadmin (Thank you very much :thumbs: ) it is now possible for us to play in a thread :jive:

So without further ado - apart from the drum roll....

Good Morning, Any one else joining me this morning?

:f1: :f1:

Here is how the line up after qualifing

Malaysian Grand Prix - the provisional grid
19 March 2006
The numerous engine-change penalties at Sepang left even the teams scratching their heads over the exact starting order for SundayÂ’s race. Those dropping down the order thanks to new V8s are FerrariÂ’s Michael Schumacher, Red BullÂ’s David Coulthard, HondaÂ’s Rubens Barrichello, FerrariÂ’s Felipe Massa and ToyotaÂ’s Ralf Schumacher.


1. Fisichella 2. Button
3. Rosberg 4. Webber
5. Montoya 6. Raikkonen
7. Alonso 8. Klien
9. Trulli 10. Villeneuve
11. Heidfeld 12. Speed
13. Liuzzi 14. M Schumacher
15. Albers 16. Monteiro
17. Sato 18. Ide
19. Coulthard 20. Barrichello
21. Massa 22. R Schumacher

Top of the morn everyone

Anyone else foolish enough to be up early to watch the Malaysian GP ?

Weather report for this part of Denmark is misty and a nice and warm 0.0°C, the warmest it has been so early in the morning for a long lonnnnng time....

a belated Saint Patrick's Day present for the jolly Irish

beating England by 28 points to 24

to win the Triple Crown

they scored the winning try 2mins before the end

tpday:

yeeeeee ha

:thumbs:


edit: mistakenly had them as winning 6 Nations .. France were the overall winners