Cheffie to publish a new book about life

[Almitra]

[QUOTE=Cheffie]
Thankfully I'll never have that problem
Cue FB to explain

Common Cheffie, don't chicken out and explain to the young lady yourself the version of "pearl necklace" you so lovingly refer to

Tracy !!! You naughty thing !!!!

How could I be so :duh: ???

PS: And I wasn't born yesterday - just had a blonde moment ......... :rofl:
BUT - :music: I can see clearly now, the ......... :music:
:rofl: :rofl:

[Almitra]

Me too. I did cue FB to do his job

Tracy.. I don't believe I have ever referred to it in a loving way..

Moving on though.. nice weather innit?

And now the Cook is talking weather - my, my, suddenly at a loss for words ?? Or a you scared to end up in the pantry ??? :rofl:

Full moon is only for a brief period.. though sometimes it feels like a lifetime. The only good thing is that passion seems to run high.. which seriously dents the sleeping pattern

No wonder you're sleep deprived - dishing out pearls to fishmongers :haha: and the 'right' ladies must be exhausting !!?? :rofl:

[Almitra]

I'm staying out of this!!!

:jive:

And YOU, Berry - shouldh've warned me !!! :bigcry:

[Strawbs]

And YOU, Berry - shouldh've warned me !!! :bigcry:

:crylol: :taped: :taped: :crylol:


I am just loving the fact that the cook is such a wuss!!!

:crylol:

[Cheffie]

Or a you scared to end up in the pantry ??? :rofl:

The pantry doesn't scare me at all.. it's part of my job to go there and see what's available/ what I've forgotten to order/ how tidy it is/ see who has rearranged the goods to confuse me etc.. all part of the day's work.

As for the pantry on this site.. well sooner or later I do end up there. Funnily enough a certain froot ends up steering some obscure piece of conversation that way.. and with Duckie's encouragement it goes downhill. As a polite observer of life I tend to muck in and get my hands dirty :woof:

Sleep deprivation is a serious thing.. as I'm far from being a morning person, it has serious consequences on my general health, wellbeing, complexion, hair extensions etc.
Not to mention my sarky nature which coupled with a serious frown, bleary eyes and gruff smoker's voice makes it somewhat intimidating. Well to my puppy at least

And we have another day to look forward to.. it's near the middle of the month, half way during the week and still I've yet to get my all-over tan. I guess going on a sunbed doesn't excite me enough and can't be bothered to spray the brown look. Though I must say it's hilarious seeing some young ladies sporting the just-sprayed-orange-hand-scenario look.. whilst protesting they got their look from their last trip to Mallorca/ Ibiza/ The Canaries/ Portugal/ Nice/ Milan/ Croatia/ Brighton.. oh the list could go on.
We all know they got it from Mrs Watt's place down on the High Street which offered a 10-course deal for pre-summer great looks :duh:

Onwards and forwards..

I'm surprised that Mcamp hasn't come to me with some book deal/ Agent's fee thing yet. You'd have thought that a man with my interests at heart would surely do some legwork and offer the world to me. Tut tut.
Time to find new publisher.. Wigwam?

[Cheffie]

I am just loving the fact that the cook is such a wuss!!!

:crylol:

Ok. Next time I'll paint a picture for her

[Strawbs]

Ok. Next time I'll paint a picture for her

Sweet like a lemon on a paw paw tree!!!
:jive: :luck:

[Cheffie]

Sweet like a lemon on a paw paw tree!!!
:jive: :luck:

I'll be as subtle as a brick through a plate glass window.. :wehave:

[Strawbs]

I'll be as subtle as a brick through a plate glass window.. :wehave:

Oh please man, you are as hardcore as a wet sponge!!!

:lovebuzz: :tim: :mom2:

[Almitra]

:crylol: :taped: :taped: :crylol:


I am just loving the fact that the cook is such a wuss!!!

:crylol:

So am I !!! :cheer: