Here's a link (I hope) to a few pics of the hotel where Venus, D. and I are spending a couple of weeks in August.

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Nice and tidy now

We fetch this baby tomorrow :cheer:

I can't wait to put racing stripes on her :haha:

you can run

but you can't hide

How are you ou maat?

:donald:

quack

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> A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at
work.
> Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in
the bedroom cupboard to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.
>
> She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy
is in there already.
>
> The little boy says, "Dark in here."
> The man says, "Yes, it is."
> Boy - "I have a football."
> Man - "That's nice."
> Boy - "Want to buy it?"
> Man - "No, thanks."
> Boy - " I'll tell me Dad."
> Man - "OK, how much?"

> Boy - "£250"
>
> In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in the cupboard together.
> Boy - "Dark in here."
> Man - "Yes, it is."
> Boy - "I have football boots."
> The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
> Boy - "£750"
> Man - "Sold."
>
> A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, "Grab your boots
and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.
>
> The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots."
> The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
> Boy -"£1,000."
> The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you
to church and make you confess."
>
> They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
> The boy says, "Dark in here."
> The priest says, "Don't start that again. You're in my cupboard
now!
>

A young newly wed couple wanted to join a church

The reverend told them, "We have special requirements for new

parishioners. You must abstain from sex for one whole month."

The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to
the Church. When the Pastor ushers them into his office, the wife
is crying and the husband obviously very depressed.

You are back so soon... Is there a problem?" the Reverend inquired.

"We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to
abstain from sex for the required month...." the young man
replied sadly.

The Reverend asked him what happened. "Well, the first week
was difficult.... However, we managed to abstain through sheer
willpower.

The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we
managed to abstain."

"However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold
showers, prayer, reading from the Bible.... anything to keep our minds
off carnal thoughts.

One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped
it.
When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust
and had my way with her right then and there." Admitted the man,
shamefacedly.

"You understand this means you will not be welcome in our
church,"
stated the Reverend.

"We know." said the young man, hanging his head.
"We're not welcome at Homebase either.

A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said:

"For being such and exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife.

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said:

"Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.... So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof!- the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of the story:
Men who are ungrateful b****ds should remember that fairies are female.

Started a thread on a 3G phone in SA (or wherever) while sitting on the beach ? Yes Cheffie and Berry I got my new toy and I love her 2 bits xxx

And NEE Anties ek drink koffie by Tallas op die beach NIE 'n vroee dop nie

5 more hours and im a married man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







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Good morning to all my fellow GB friends and do hope that your week has gone well up to now.

Hoping that you all have a great Friday and that you all enjoy the coming weekend.

Here's wishing you a very Happy Birthday.

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